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2016

January 19, 2026 by Nicklaus Mills in General

The internet has a knack for turning even the simplest ideas into something divisive virality or mildly dangerous. No matter how edible Tide Pods might look. But the recent trend of sharing your digital footprint from ten years ago is one I can get behind. Mostly because it arrived at exactly the right moment.

Looking back at 2016 now, with a decade of distance, it becomes clear how much of what followed was quietly shaped that year. The sacrifices, the half-formed ideas, the chance conversations. At the time it all felt loose and temporary. In hindsight, it was anything but.

In 2016 I had been out of school for a few years and was working as a caddie at the exclusive and infamous Capital Golf Club. I had been looping there on and off for about six years, drifting without long-term commitments or a defined plan. I was looping ‘Australia’s Shadow Creek’, chauffeuring wealthy locals and international high rollers, trying to stay useful and invisible at the same time.

I roped in friends, family, and eventually my girlfriend to work there too. No arm twisting required. My girlfriend at the time, Lillie, was studying an environmental degree and juggling four jobs. We lived with two other girls, also studying, in a knock-over weatherboard house in Oakleigh South that is somehow still standing. Our neighbours were the local primary school, Metropolitan, and Huntingdale Golf Clubs. Hopefully the statute of limitations has passed, but we had what might have been the toughest par three on the Sandbelt playing from our driveway. Only one par was ever recorded. It was disputed.

The founding members of the (redacted) Street Golf Club. Home to the hardest Par 3 on the Sandbelt.

I was making good money for someone in their early twenties and had the kind of freedom that makes you reckless in the best way. Enough independence to chase curiosity wherever it wandered. At night, I fed that creative energy into music, working out of a spare room that barely qualified as a studio. In 2016 alone I made somewhere between five to six hundred music files. That included a full album produced exclusively for Lillie’s twenty-first birthday, featuring her friends absolutely destroying the vocals of her favourite songs with enthusiasm and very little accuracy.

Most days were indistinguishable from one another. Work hard, play hard, repeat. I had no degree, no real investments, unless you count a small and poorly timed crypto portfolio. What I did have was time, and a growing sense that the world was bigger than the loops I was walking. I would recommend that phase to anyone. Just not forever.

By 2016, Lillie could see it too. That my time drifting in the sun was nearing its end. We talked about long-term investments, mostly in yourself. Saving money. Learning your craft. Taking the thing you love seriously enough to risk it failing. Maybe, if you were lucky, turning it into a life.

I loved golf. But more than that, I had developed a rough, unpolished obsession with golf course architecture. It felt like a career from another era, something that disappeared along with milk deliveries and corner butchers. Except it had not. There were still a small number of people doing this work, shaping land with intent and restraint, and I was quietly convinced I could belong among them. It promised creativity, travel, and rewards that were directly tied to effort. The problem was obvious. How do you even begin?

The answer, it turns out, was not through a grand plan.

From the back tee on the 8th hole Par 3 at Capital Golf Club

At Capital, it was common for me to be on standby whenever the course owner, Lloyd Williams, decided to appear for a casual nine or eighteen. In 2016 there was a stretch where he frequently played with David Evans. Their rounds were filled with conversations about golf, but more specifically, about construction, maintenance, and the invisible work that makes great courses endure.

David owned a property past the Black Spur, winding its way toward Lake Eildon. His ambition was to build a course that belonged entirely to the Victorian landscape. That place would become Cathedral Lodge. Over weeks and months, David would provide updates to Lloyd as they walked Capital’s fairways.

They did not need a caddie. They certainly did not need me. But Lloyd knew about my primitive fascination with golf architecture and allowed me to hang around. I stayed quiet. I listened. I learned. Walking alongside those two men became one of the most influential classrooms of my life, whether any of us recognised it at the time or not.

Looking back at the 17th Green at the Cathedral Lodge, roughly 10 years ago.

Once Cathedral Lodge was built, I began caddying there on the odd occasion. For David, for members, for guests. On one of those days, Cathedral hosted a match against the newly opened Tara Iti. Walking those fairways was Tara Iti’s newly appointed superintendent, Brian Palmer.

We spoke about golf architecture with the enthusiasm of people who probably should have been paying attention to something else. Brian made the mistake of giving me his contact details. For nearly the next decade, I would make full use of them. Questions, ideas, observations, all fired his way. He became one of my most important and unofficial mentors, whether he agreed to the title or not.

That meeting with Brian would not have happened without the chance to caddy for David. That opportunity would not have existed without Lloyd Williams. And none of it would have happened if I had not been caddying at Capital in 2016, aimless but curious.

In 2026, it is easier to understand how fragile and random those moments were. How easily they could have been missed. One different roster. One skipped shift. One moment of choosing convenience over curiosity.

So when I think about 2036, I try to remember that lesson. That the most important doors rarely announce themselves. They arrive disguised as small talk, shared walks, borrowed time, and chance encounters that feel insignificant until they are not.

I have not yet achieved anything of note in the field of golf course architecture. But I am ready. I am paying attention. And I know now that the next decade will be shaped less by grand plans and more by showing up, staying curious, and recognising the quiet moments that might one day change everything.

Because that is what 2016 taught me.

Sun setting on the 18th hole at the Capital Golf Club.

January 19, 2026 /Nicklaus Mills
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Going Nuclear

June 04, 2025 by Nicklaus Mills in General

Golf is a game of discourse by variables. Wind or no wind, firm or soft ground, nerves jangling or oddly calm. From the first shot of the day on the first tee, you’re managing a chain reaction. One small thing sets off another: a gust of wind leads to an over swing, which leads to a plugged lie, which leads to a filthy mood, which leads to... well, you know how it goes.

It’s nuclear fission, in the guise of a tweed flat brimmed cap. Each shot splits the atom of your composure. And your job, quietly and nobly, is to avoid total nuclear meltdown.

That’s where the golf architect comes in. They’re not handing you a strategy, that’s your job as the golfer. They’re designing the reactor, tweaking the pressure, setting the temperature, adding just enough tilt and temptation to test the limits of your containment system.

The best courses don’t explode. They smoulder. They build tension without tipping over and that’s what keeps us coming back. The thrill of holding it together, one swing at a time and an endless power for playing the game of Golf.

June 04, 2025 /Nicklaus Mills
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Ranking the Rankings

April 29, 2025 by Nicklaus Mills in General
 

With the oversaturation of opinion on the internet, what’s the harm in throwing one more into the void?

Golf course rankings are the fodder of choice for golf tragics like us. Disenfranchised from whatever real priorities we should be tending to, we instead find ourselves doomscrolling through numbered lists, getting irrationally upset that one course is ranked higher than another. A course we’ve played once suddenly becomes a hill we’re prepared to die on. But what does this say about the rankings themselves?

The unfortunate truth is, rankings matter. Economically, they’re critical to the survival of many golf courses. They’re the weird, slightly embarrassing marketing monster we’ve all helped create. Placing courses like Cape Wickham in a compromised position. A stunning, remote golf course built in the middle of Bass Straight, and hanging on to every great ranking it gets as it survives on tourist dollars and list chasing fiend. The very top of the rankings will always be hogged by the usual suspects, basking in the compounding glow of historical success. But at the opposite end of the list, for some of our beloved battlers, it’s a knife fight for relevance.

So yes, I hate rankings. I also become irrationally upset over them. It’s a maddening contradiction — to reject the whole idea of a pecking order, while also caring deeply whether a course I love (or loathe) has moved up or down three spots. It’s our right, as golf course tragics. We live this madness. So, why not go one step further?

Let’s rank the people who rank the courses...

Is this helpful? No.
Is it fair? Also No.
Did I enjoy putting it together? Not particularly.
But here it is anyway.

Ranking Dog Friendly Golf Courses would be as close as I would come to do a ranking…


8. UK Golf Guy + Australian Golf Passport Podcast
There isn’t enough data to really assess this one, but I’m including it because they’re influential and likable and I need to fill out my rankings to the even number. That said, has DJ ever played a course below a 13 rating in Australia? I’d love to see him grind it out somewhere truly average just to calibrate the system. DJ, the floor is yours.

For Matty & Scowarrrr we wait in anticipation!


7. Planet Golf – Community Rankings
Turns out, a surprising number of this community has played Ellerston. Enough to rank it 6th in the country, apparently. I haven’t had the privilege, but I’m skeptical. The cult of privacy seems to influence a lot here, and a few other courses are ranked in ways that defy logic. Amusing, yes. Trustworthy? Less so.


6. GolfLux
After calling out New South Wales bias in other rankings, GolfLux has zagged and gone full Victoria. Their “Top 15 Australian Courses” waits until number 11 to mention a non-Victorian layout. The list is short, which is refreshing, and the title is strangely captivating. But the actual rankings? Laughable. Good entertainment value though, and maybe that’s the point. Dammit.

PS: Peninsula not Peninsular


5. Australian Golf Digest
Offended might be too strong a word, but I’m not thrilled. The exclusion of RACV Healesville and the inclusion of some truly questionable picks leaves me scratching my head. It reads like a list built by people who really want you to know they’ve played a lot of golf, just maybe not all the right courses.


4. The Golf Travel Agency
I appreciate the honesty that comes with a list built from personal experience rather than a committee room. That said, the New South Wales lean is hard to ignore. Maybe I’m just showing my own Victoria bias. Or maybe we’re both right. Either way, some omissions are glaring, though I’ll forgive them because there’s only so much golf one person can play in a calendar year.


Wouldn’t be an Australian Golf Ranking blog without an image of a Kangaroo or two on a golf course…


3. Golf Australia
This one delivers a thorough ranking from 1 to 100, with the odd hint of bias depending on where you're standing. Overall, it’s a well-constructed list that seems to take its job seriously. No major quarrels, which is both a compliment and a criticism.


2. Top100 Golf Courses
A reliable go-to, not so much for the rankings themselves but for the accompanying course data and photography. Solid in structure, although once you get past course number 70, the list starts to look suspiciously like someone just typed out names in no particular order. Maybe 100 is too many for this country?


1. Golf Course Guide – Public Courses Version
An exercise in restraint, this list benefits from the notable absence of private clubs. Without the shadow of the usual suspects, it offers some breathing room for lesser-known gems to shine. Most of the top 100 feel like they’re in the right postcode. A rare example of rankings done right, possibly because half the usual politics were left out.


Have I missed one? Almost certainly. Somewhere out there, someone has built a Google Doc with 74 conditional formatting cells and a pivot table built around bunker maintenance and the availability vege options at the halfway house. And if they send it to me, I’ll probably read every word.

Because that’s who we are.

Happy Golfing!
Nick.

Can one cool golf hole carry it into rankings? asking for a friend…

April 29, 2025 /Nicklaus Mills
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5 Ways TGL Can Improve Its Design

March 28, 2025 by Nicklaus Mills in General
 
  1. Teams That Represent Their City
    As creative and whimsical as the current crop of virtual architects have been—crafting courses reminiscent of a Bob Ross painting crossed with a 90’s Sega dreamscape—why are we sticking to the rigid framework of traditional golf course architecture? TGL has a golden opportunity to break the mold and do something truly provocative. Imagine golf courses built into the very fabric of the cities they represent: a hole that plays along the Golden Gate Bridge, or a shot from the Top of the Rock to another Manhattan skyscraper. It’s time to make city pride a visual and interactive experience.

  2. Home Advantage
    If TGL can establish golf holes that directly tie to their respective cities—featuring iconic sites that resonate with local pride—we could build in a unique “home ground” advantage. Here’s how: teams would have exclusive practice access to their own city-themed holes, creating a distinct edge over visiting opponents. To add even more nuance, teams could also select the pin placements for their home matches. It’s a small but meaningful touch that would deepen the connection between teams and their cities.

  3. A Rolling Ball Isn’t That Interesting
    Let’s face it—part of the thrill of watching golf is the suspense leading up to the ball's landing. But once it hits the virtual fairway and starts rolling endlessly, that tension dissipates. Even if it’s heading toward a virtual water hazard where it’s about to get swallowed by a CGI shark, it just doesn’t make for riveting television. To keep audiences engaged, we need more dynamic reactions and visual storytelling even after the ball has landed. Let’s keep the action alive, even when gravity takes over.

  4. The Voided Space
    One of the most glaring differences between TGL and traditional tour golf is the voided space around the players when they hit their shots. On tour, we’re used to seeing fans up close, reading their faces as they react to a great or disastrous shot. During the pandemic, we learned just how much fans contribute to the energy of the game. So why not bring spectators closer to the action in TGL too? Integrating the crowd visually and spatially would add a much-needed layer of excitement and authenticity.

  5. Boring Bunkers
    Let’s be honest—tour players are bunker maestros. The current TGL bunkers showcase their talents but don’t offer much in terms of jeopardy. To shake things up, why not introduce a shallow bunker that provides unique camera angles to highlight technique and precision? And on the flip side, how about a 21st-century cousin to the infamous Devil’s Hole bunker—something small, sinister, and virtually unplayable? A shot landing there could spell disaster, adding tension and drama to every approach.

March 28, 2025 /Nicklaus Mills
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Breaking Golf's Barriers

February 13, 2025 by Nicklaus Mills in General

Season Two of Bryson DeChambeau's ‘Breaking 50’ series has returned to YouTube for 2025, offering a fresh and electrifying perspective on the game of golf. Bryson, one of the sport's most dynamic and marketable figures, continues to captivate audiences by blending athleticism, intelligence, and unfiltered honesty. In this series, Bryson partners with friends and golf-obsessed celebrities to take on a round of 18 holes from the forward tees with one target in mind: breaking 50 shots. While the format is simple, it injects new excitement into the sport, delivering highly entertaining content for golfers of all experience levels.

A Deeper Conversation: Course Length and Design

What makes ‘Breaking 50’ particularly compelling is its ability to spark important discussions about golf course length and design in relation to preserving championship-level difficulty—an issue that often clashes with the traditions and history of the game. As Bryson navigates these courses, viewers gain insight into the strategic thought process behind the challenge and how playing from the forward tees unveils a new dimension to the sport.

Raw Power Meets Strategy and Skill

While ‘Breaking 50’ emphasizes precision and strategic shot-making, raw power remains a critical factor in achieving the goal. Despite playing from shorter tees, Bryson’s incredible distance and accuracy are still on full display. The format doesn’t diminish his power—it forces him to use it wisely, turning each round into a true test of skill and strategy.

In Episode 1 of Season Two, Bryson used 11 different clubs—coincidentally, the same number he used during his final round at the 2020 U.S. Open at Winged Foot. However, the variety of club selections at the PGA Frisco West Course starkly contrasted with Winged Foot, where he took driver 12 times off the tee, overpowering the course en route to victory. This contrast highlights how forward tees create an entirely different strategic challenge.

As modern golf courses continue to lengthen, many professionals overpower them with sheer driving distance, neutralizing hazards that once shaped the game’s difficulty. While the spectacle of enormous drives can be thrilling, it has, over time, become somewhat monotonous. The emphasis on raw power has overshadowed the finesse, creativity, and strategic elements that make golf so compelling.

A New Perspective on Course Length: The Case for 4,500-Yard Courses

As discussions about technology’s impact on golf intensify, Breaking 50 makes a strong case for incorporating shorter courses into competitive play. Could tournaments be just as exciting on 4,500-yard courses, with professionals shooting in the low 50s? While unconventional, there are clear advantages to this approach.

Advantages of a 4,500-Yard Course:

  • Dynamic Play – Shorter courses would shift the focus from sheer distance to skill and strategy, making for a more engaging spectator experience while elevating professionals with diverse abilities.

  • Enhanced Accessibility – More relatable course layouts could attract new players, making golf more inclusive and approachable for broader audiences.

  • Increased Excitement – With scores closer to 50, every shot becomes critical, heightening the drama and unpredictability of the game.

The goal isn’t to make golf easier—it’s to introduce varied challenges that emphasize decision-making, precision, and adaptability as much as driving distance.

Sustainability Benefits of Shorter Courses

Beyond the strategic and entertainment value, shorter courses present significant sustainability benefits compared to traditional 7,000+ yard layouts. The environmental impact of golf courses, particularly in urban areas, is often overlooked, but embracing 4,500-yard designs offers a more sustainable future for the sport.

Sustainability Benefits of 4,500-Yard Golf Courses:

  • Reduced Water Usage – With less land to maintain, shorter courses require significantly less water, a crucial factor in drought-prone regions.

  • Lower Resource Consumption – Fewer fertilizers, pesticides, and maintenance resources make these courses more environmentally friendly and cost-efficient.

  • Urban-Friendly Design – In densely populated areas, shorter courses alleviate land-use pressures, preserving green spaces for community recreation.

  • Improved Social Impact – Playing from the same tees—regardless of skill level—fosters inclusivity, making golf more inviting for players of all backgrounds.

  • Faster Pace of Play – In an era where time is a premium, shorter courses allow golfers to complete rounds more efficiently, making the game more accessible to busy individuals.

Additionally, shorter courses could revolutionize golf course infrastructure. Imagine an 18-hole facility transformed into two 36-hole layouts, doubling capacity, increasing revenue, and improving overall player satisfaction by providing more tee-time availability.

Impacting the Game at a Local Level

Bryson’s Breaking 50 isn’t just influencing professional golf—it’s making waves at the grassroots level. At my own club, I’ve witnessed firsthand how the series has inspired players to recreate the challenge on our course. This shift is breaking down stigmas surrounding forward tees and offering golfers of all skill levels a fresh way to engage with the sport.

Younger players, in particular, are embracing new strategies and rethinking their approach to golf. The once-dismissed forward tees are now being celebrated as a legitimate and exciting way to play the game while improving skills in the process.

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Conclusion

Bryson DeChambeau’s Breaking 50 series continues to inspire and challenge golfers by highlighting the interplay of power, strategy, and precision. It encourages us to reconsider course length and design, advocating for shorter, more sustainable layouts that provide new challenges while benefiting the environment and community.

Whether or not professional tournaments on 4,500-yard courses become a reality, Bryson’s work is opening new perspectives on golf. By emphasizing skill, strategy, and inclusivity, Breaking 50 is shaping the future of golf in ways we never expected. As the conversation continues, one thing is clear—golf is evolving, and Bryson DeChambeau is at the forefront of that change.

Happy Golfing


February 13, 2025 /Nicklaus Mills
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Happy Golfing